I decided to do this different today. I'm going to fabricate someone to answer the questions. Like a fictional character. And we'll see where I am when it's done.
Cheers to all of us thieves!
1. Is there someone in your life you know you’d be better off without? Sam at work, he's a bodyguard, but he's weird, you know? He always just stares at all of us, sure he does his job I just wish he wasn't so creepy.
2. Do you get criticized because of your body? Who doesn't? It's what you make of that criticism that counts. Do you let it define you or define the person the person who says it? Trust me, it defines the person spewing that garbage.
3. Did you kiss the last person you called? Sure but not often, my ma lives 1,500 miles away.
4. When was the last time you danced? Last night, and it felt great!
5. Do you keep in mind other people’s feelings? No, I can't control other people's feelings so why bother?
6. If you have a hang nail, do you pull it or clip it? I don't get hangnails...I get a manicure and pedicure twice a week, think of it as an investment.
7. Who do you want to forget? My uncle Race.
8. Who was the last person to send you a letter? Letter, like in the mail? Who does that anymore?
9. Who did you last tell to shut up? My boss, he needs to mind his own F***in' business.
10. What’s the last thing that you smelt that smelt bad? The dumpster at work, it's always rank. But the guys sure do love all that fried food.
11. What’s your favorite cereal? Malt-o-Meal....the chocolate kind. I make it with milk on a cold night, it's comfort food.
12. How do you feel when people lead you on, but they don’t even like you? Happens every night, you learn to be careful who you let in. Never the dudes at work.
13. Could you live without sunlight? I feel like I already do.
14. What’s something you know is bad, but you want to do it anyway? LMFAO - my job...it's bad but I do do it anyway. And I think that qualifies as want to because I don't want to live without that kind of cash.
15. What was the last thing you lied about? How much I made last night, but only to the other girls. Never tell the truth there, if you do too well they'll jump you and if you don't do well enough they'll start talking about you and feeling sorry for you. Just keep it in the middle.
16. Do you regret anything you’ve done in the past week? Well, yeah. But it's really private.
17. What was the last movie you bought? Don't laugh, but The Little Mermaid. It reminds me of happier times, you know?
18. What is a sport you would like to do? Teamwork is not my thing.
19. When was the last time you felt like crying? Almost every day...
20. Have you ever wanted to kill someone (not that you actually do it)? Daily...not that creepy Sam guy...him I just wish would stop coming around. But my boss...oh now there's a mean SOB! The world would be a better place without him.
You got any other questions???
Yeah that was kind of fun. Totally fake - please don't take any of this seriously and think I'm crazy. lol Well I am crazy but that stuff still isn't true.